For an Oklahoman, the only thing an F5 means is that you are going to need a panoramic lens

As of this very moment, Windsock Six is reporting that Creek County is in the middle of a Tornado Watch. Clearly, Joshua and I, both native Oklahomans, are gripped with panic. Windsock Six claims that a severe thunderstorm warning is currently in place for many of the areas surrounding Muskogee, and based upon the red lightning show currently taking place on the horizon, we are inclined to believe this report could be accurate. The only thing for certain, however, is that the weathermen will certainly track this little disturbance until somebody sees a wall cloud in Memphis. Hey Aunt June, call me when it starts raining in North Carolina-I bet Jon Slater will still be interrupting the morning highlights of the LSU rout of Ohio State to keep us up to date on the latest breaking weather developments.